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every single social interaction i've ever had has been complete guesswork

every time i have a conversation i spend the next 30 minutes after grading myself

This bitch be curating their online experience with an exactoknife

Tag how many times you show up here,

me about me: is she okay

i never listened to one direction but i always found it funny that they had a member named harry AND another member named larry. just rhyming bros

oh okay

i hate the “watch a movie” suggestion when i say im bored b*tch shut up i have adhd 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i need to drink motor oil

i miss the golden era of ‘men get pegged’ posting. you all gave up on the cause so quickly

its because we’re busy practicing social distancing

With a long enough strap, both could be accomplished.

you’re right I was thinking like a quitter

*gets addicted to literally anything that distracts me from the fact i exist*

siri how do i express nervousness about a vaccine being developed at light speed by a private company on a tight deadline funded by the trump administration without in any way sounding like an anti-vaxxer