You thought you were on drugs but you didnât check [inaudible].
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You thought you were on drugs but you didnât check [inaudible].
Overheard @ The Kennedy Center

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9 Famous Faces On The Struggles and Beauty of Being Afro-Latino
Afro-Latinos face many challenges when it comes identity, particularly when people refuse to believe that being Black AND Latino arenât mutually exclusive experiences.
The Latino identity denotes an ethnicity, which means that Latinos exist in every color and race imaginable â and explaining the difference between race and ethnicity can be quite a cumbersome task to take on on a daily basis. And yet, many Afro-Latinos are often forced to do so after being told theyâre not âLatino enoughâ or being asked to choose between being Black and Latino.
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Afro-latin@s struggle with being ignored by the media because for some reason people donât believe you can be both Latino and Black. This is why thereâs so much controversy when it comes to race and ethnicity. People try to paint Latin@s as this light brown or even white skinned when there are many dark skinned Latin@s. They are in all parts of South America, Central America, the Caribbean, & in North America (Mexico). Unfortunately, these folks arenât represented in the media much and we have portrayed Latin@s in a certain way that has shaped the thoughts of others when they hear that word.
^ Say that. Thereâs the blatant erasure by the media, as well as the fellow Latinxs who shun blackness. Then thereâs the serious lack of knowledge by people who still donât understand the clear difference between race and ethnicity, and assume Black means âAfrican Americanâ (which it does not), so as a result they question your identity. Race does not denote oneâs ethnicity/ethnicities. Latinxs do not have a specific look or skin color. There are sooooooo many brown skin Latinxs out here.
Black and Cuban at the same damn time.
Black and Puerto Rican at the same damn time.
Black and Colombian at the same damn time.
Black and Dominican at the same damn time.
Black and Mexican at the same damn time.
Black and Honduran at the same damn time.
Black and Ecuadorian at the same damn time.
Black and Nicaraguan at the same damn time.
Black and Panamanian at the same damn time.
Black and Peruvian at the same damn time.
Black and Uruguayan at the same damn time.Â
Black and Venezuelan at the same damn time.
Thereâs way more to be listed, but I think yâall get it nowâŚhopefully.
literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenariosÂ
they usually involve hitting the lotto. sometimes big sometimes small
Steven universe is getting intense
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ITS SUMMA TIME BIHHHđ
âIâm gonna rock these CHOCOLATE STICKSâ lmfao
Wyclef said no slut shamingÂ
i didnt really kno she suckt dick like this
her body count in the low hundreds
como te amos⌠bonita⌠picaso⌠shakira shakira
PICASO. PICASO ARE YOU FOR REAL ITâS âMI CASAâ AS IN âMY HOUSEâ WHY THE HELL WOULD HE BE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING PICASSO IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
GOODBYE
no fightingÂ
We waited sixteen years for this
a hand or something
thats more terrifying than anything fans have come up with
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i read the sentence âabusers groom their character witnesses as carefully as they groom their victimsâ (in a comment thread in response to a âbut i know [the accused] and hes such a nice man!!â) and itâs blowing my mind a weird amount even though i guess i already knew that
Me when Iâm having a manic episode
This is my favorite video of all time!!! Go the fuck offff!!!
Omfg my ex used to answer questions with shit like this and it drove me BANANAS. YES OR NO. YES OR NO. JUST FUCKING SAY YES OR NO. IF I ASK YOU A WHY QUESTION DONT GIVE ME A WHO ANSWER. WHAT THE FUCK
i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said âi have 5 kidsâ
I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said âI just donât careâ. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.
new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
Actual conversation I had at register: âHi, welcome to [Starbucks]! What can I get you, today?â
âHow much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?â
âI- Iâm sorry?â
âA venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso?â
âOh. uh. Well, itâd be I suppose⌠I only have a button for a Quad. I donât have special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single⌠drink.â
âPrice is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many âadd shotsâ is that?â
*deep breath of fear*Â âItâd be a quad with,â *clears throat*Â âuh, sixteen additional shots of espresso. But, maâam, I should tell you that the shots will start to get really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us to pull twenty of them-â
âTaste means nothing to me.â
At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in the presence of what must clearly be an eldritch being.
âOh. Well, okay.â I put on my absolute best customer service smile to hide my terror and accept that I must face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. âWe can certainly get that for you! The price will be _____.â
She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden dollar coins. We are a block from Wall Street, and this eldritch demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with golden coins. My life will end soon, I am sure of it.
âDo you still have the âAdd Energyâ packets?â
My heart began to race at this request. âYes maâam.â
âHow many can I add?â
Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to this. âFor health reasons, we wonât add more than one per drink and we cannot sell the packets individually.â
âOne then.â
I alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays, dumps the change and five golden dollars into the tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it silently to the girl working the hot beverage station. Normally we called and pass, but this was ⌠not something to be spoken aloud.
My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the minor break with protocol, until she sees the order. She stares at me. âNo.â
The woman, which I call her for no other greater insight into her terrifying being is within my grasp, simply stands on the other side and says, calmly but with a commanding tone I expect of Admirals in bad movies, âYes.â
My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are dutiful, we are true to our task, great though it may be. She sets about clearing the two brand new Matrenaâs of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready position. The energy packet is emptied into the venti cup, and the shots begin pouring.Â
The barista was damn near shaking. This womanâs gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place.
Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar and adds a dollop of cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to down what must have been half the damn cup.
Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was honestly filled with joy. And horror. She left, and we knew nothing more of her after that.
When I talk with other former employees, we quickly begin talking about âThe Companyâ as if weâd never l, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And when I share this stroy, other Baristas at first act shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus,Â
âYeah, I had one like that.â
Okay, Starbucks lore is my new favorite genre of literature. Please collect all these and more into a book.
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âŚI thought Venti Espresso Cryptid was a fever dream my manager had. Good lord.
Iâve been that customer.
Having worked in a coffee shop, I relate with these people. Customers are crazy lol
Back when I worked 12+hour days for 4solid weeks I mixed 2scoops of MR.Hyde the pre workout I was taking and the triple shot cafĂŠmocha I was drinking. Mr.hyde had something like 400mg a scoop.
I pretty much entered the speedforce after it all kicked in. I made more of a mess at work than actually getting any work done. I honestly donât remember that whole day. My boss told me everyone was afraid to talk to me.
Soooo Iâve had a customer coming through drive get a Venti 20 shot latte. And it took foreverâŚ. it was basically the entire venti cup of espresso plus a bit of steamed milk at the top⌠I donât want to know how bitter that would be but no thank you. People are crazy. Weâve also had people come in and get a Trenta (32oz) cold brew (already bitter and high in caffeine) with 9 shots and 12 pumps of vanillaâŚ. people are nasty
@danakristenn how abput that lady with 30 pumps of vanilla syrup
16 oz of vacuum brew and a priest.
Because 16oz of vacuum brew is approaching LD50 for most people.
Sorry for ruining this post but as someone whoâs a protection manager for stuff like nerve and blood agents, LD50 isnât a term you can use with the phrase âfor most people.â It literally means at that concentration 50% of people exposed die.
Also caffeineâs LD50 is at around 90mg per Kg of body weight. So if someone weighs 70Kg (154lb) then it would take 6.3g of caffeine to reach the median lethal dose. That is a literal fuck ton of caffeine. But for comparison, a 20 shot venti espresso has roughly 4.24g of caffeine. Yâall deal with some crazies.
That is absolutely a positive addition to this.
This shows humor is criminally underrated

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me when I can feel myself returning to a better and happier me
Mood: BeyoncĂŠ without a man
True but also I want to take BeyoncĂŠ shoes up with that one girl who made her friend feel bad for wanting to buy see through heels to the club