idk either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

they should give bus and train drivers control of the aux so they can blast passengers with whatever music they choose. this would not improve the experience and in fact largely make it worse for everyone but i dont think that should stop them.

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

Can…can we try this?

what do we fill it with, though?

Bees.

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

god. shinzo abe got his shit wrecked by a goddamn doohickey but the lethal gunshot wound capital of the world cant aim for shit. what the fuck is the second amendment even for

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right