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if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

Literally how I talk to my cats. They are.... Talkative. And have learned to mimic certain human sounds enough that if someone isn't paying attention, it sounds like I'm having a real conversation with someone who's eating a taco or something.

I'm always saying shit to my cats like "oh yeah is that what you think?" "Do you have any proof? You can't say shit like that without evidence" "I can't believe you would say something like that, I thought we were friends" and so on. And they don't know what words mean.

heartbreaking: none of artist's other songs are as much of a banger as the song I discovered the artist by

I can't get over "and comes fucks me".

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

It's Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes

*going to a festival that celebrates what has for a long time been considered sexual degeneracy by society* Oh boy I sure hope I don’t encounter anything that society views as sexually degenerate!

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

a very interesting terf objection to this one boils down to "but how would the state know who to protect?" because it speaks to the incredible privilege of being in a class the state actually ever remotely wants to protect. most oppressed groups do not want the state to have a registry of them, lol

the patriarchy has done a great job convincing white cisgender women that it's in their best interests to maintain it

yes labubus are gambling

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

i truly do think that most people if confronted with it and pressed on it would agree. but it's comfortable to gain privileges from someone else's suffering, especially if you don't have to see that suffering directly.

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now