boyyoass how i had die over some macnuggets

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Get your pussy up, get your money up. You are a woman, not a girl. A man, not a boy. Twinks aren't a race. Abandon girl math, abandon male incompetence. Disavow internal racism, systemic misogyny (including transmisogynoir) and abuse culture. Accept these fucking words into your heart and you can hit the ground running toward where you want to be inside and out and I'm so fucking serious.

this is why you shouldn't swear

sentence that makes you burst into tears

HIJK is not my personal favorite part of the alphabet song but i appreciate the artistry. it is the sort of labored uphill climb that lends itself to the free downhill spillage of LMNOP. each letter is like an effortful punctuation of an iron pick into the mountain side as you hoist your way up. you can almost hear the shrill of each strike chafing

I was on 40mg of Adderall for about 18 months. One of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. That shit had me starting a financial history podcast. I was fighting Tumblr battles phone in the shower shivering under hot water.

those mountains are older than Saturn's rings and they want to blow them up and hollow them out for cell phone batteries

We have always been human.

Close! Those are puppies.

We have always been puppies

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands