I'm Super Hero-Dumbass

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

Three Fuckinh Times Bruh wake me up when we get there

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

He’s less than 20 minutes away from breaking the record of the longest speech given on the senate floor

Cory Booker has officially broken Strom Thurmond’s record for longest speech on the senate floor and he’s still going

For those of you wondering what he’s been talking about this whole time, his staff wrote down a bunch of stuff for him to read like stories from people across the political spectrum opposed to what the administration is doing. He’s also been telling personal anecdotes about meeting important civil rights leaders and other democratic senators have been pausing him for “questions” but the questions have been as long as a small speech and have both served the purpose of giving him a second to sit down and updating him on the news that he’s been missing while he’s been talking.

He has yielded the floor at 25 hrs and 4 mins. His eyes are so wide they look like they’re going to bug out of his skull so I don’t blame him for stopping. He said to go out and get in some good trouble.

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

what if we were just two boy best friends that. kissed sometimes. what then. h. huh.

Sucking dick for gender affirming reasons (faggot)

I can't remember how much of this is implied canon or my own interpretation, but I fully believed that Chiron recognized Percy was a son of Poseidon from the fountain incident with Nancy Bobofit, knew that a child of the Big Three being claimed would be a total shit show, and simply chose not to say a word about it

ignore me. i'm just thinking about how both luke and percy absolutely refused to become a name on annabeth's list of people that abandoned her. except how luke and percy become juxtaposed because they're trying to do the same thing for completely different reasons. because percy gave her a sense of love and security for her. but luke gave her a false sense of love and security for himself. because percy spends the entire series kind of fumbling her but ultimately proving that he's serious about being whatever she will need. but luke spends the entire series manipulating her and ultimately proving that he's fixated on being whatever she used to need. because percy spends the series convincing her that he is a man of his word. but luke spends the series in denial of a broken promise. because percy is annabeth's future. and luke is annabeth's past. but you know what they say about nostalgia.

this is what cis ppl sound like when they ask trans ppl gender questions