Daddy-issues-right?

My friends chastised me and said he’s literally brought the most toxic male behaviours to Barbie land and you feel sorry for him?

And I’m like, well yeah.

Sure he’s being the worst, doesn’t know how to take a hint, and he’s ruined everything but I did feel bad for him. Because male or female I think it’s safe to say we’ve all felt unseen and unrecognised and though he went about it all wrong, going your whole life with the words “she’s everything and he’s just Ken” following you about would make you do some shitty things too so that you could be more than someone’s “and”

Kahanna:

SPOILERS AHEAD!

Hey, so instead of doing my homework I spent the afternoon watching the new season of Big Mouth. I decided to make notes while watching and I think it’s only right that I share them.

* Gotta love the representation, glad they introduced a trans character and dealt with the storyline well

*Camp Councillor Harry is so British it’s perferct

* Tito the anxiety mosquito is such a mood, that’s really how it feels for me when I’m panicking

* I hate Seth, complete shit head

* That heavy period Jessie got was something every girl has experienced (also I’m super scared of using tampons too)

* Jay and Lola are super cringy but then I’m slightly dying of laughter

* Andrews shit was super scary and I wanted to puke

* Jessie and Natalie’s friendship is so fucking beautiful

* I. LOVE. COACH. STEVE.

* I feel super bad for Jessie, moving to a new school is hard

* FUCK U DEPRESSION KITTY

* Andrew and Nick are fucking nonces (Andrew possibly more but he’s always been creepy)

* I need Cafeteria Girls to be a real show

* Connie riding on a wave off discharge is iconic

* Jays reaction to Lola’s stepdad being a terrorist 👌

* Missy struggling with her identity breaks my heart but then she breaks the forth wall and I die

* Devon singing about code switching was cool cause I learned all about it last year in English language

* Matthew was a complete dick to Coach Steve about 9/11

* KEEP. TALKING. BOUT. RACE. ISSUES. PLEASE.

* Michael Angelo is an asshole

* Connie broke up with Nick 😭😭😭😭

* Adult Nick is such a fucking bitch boy

* Cum diapers 😂

* The sex cult was the best thing that whole episode

* GLOBAL WARMING IS A THING PEOPLE!

* Women like to pleasure themselves, get over it boys

* The kingdom analogy was just perfect

* “It’s Adam and Eve, not Chuck and Larry” 😂

* Spunk history needs to be a thing

* Aidan and Matthew are officially my favourite couple, thanks for the lesson boys

* The Glouberman method was scarring

* Michael Angelo is a piece of shit, what an abusive (brace for it) cunt

* Blue balls < free tampons

* Guys shouldn’t get so defensive, penises are funny

*Damn child divorce is more crazy than child marriage

* WE ALL BLAME BRITTANY

* Why the fuck are u trying to fuck your cousin at your grandpas funeral, Andrew?

* I could seriously kill Matthews mother (homophobic bitch)

* SHES CRYING! DONT KISS HER NICK! FFS!

* Matthew has the voice of an angel, his song is officially my favourite of this season

* I’m glad Jessie is moving back home but her saying goodbye to her mum just got to me

* JESSIES THERAPIST IS A (TOAD) FROG WONAN I LOVE THIS

* Drugging kids? Nice one sorority girls

* Recreating SAW? noice

* Lola you fucking bitch! HOW DARE U REJECT JAYS CONFESSION OF LOVE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!

* Fuck the pillows are back!

* Downward dick

* Damn Missy’s voice change is adorable

* Nicks a lost soul 🥺🥺🥺

* Gotta love the gratiToad

* Awwwwwwwwwww Lola does love Jay yeah!

* Connie as Beyoncé? That’s a concept that I can get behind

* Matthew came out to his dad, that’s the supportive attitude parental we need

* My only thought when watching the Nick Birch vs Nick Starr battle was “when is Andrew gonna get a good character arc?”

* Yas Lola! Girl power!

* Damn Nick accepting himself got me all emotional

It’s Barricade Day, a special day in the Les Mis fandom. This year we need to show our support for the real life revolutionaries who are fighting for the right for change and a brighter future. We love these characters for their courage and now we must also show that love to today’s revolutionaries who are showing that same level of courage. True Les Mis fans understand this importance!

WAKE UP, PEOPLE! 2020 is the new 1832!

“They do it in therapy on tv.”

SPOILERS AHEAD!

So as you all know, the Christmas season begins in 7 days and Netflix is all ready blowing out all new Xmas movies and this includes the new animated film Klaus. Before we begin let’s take one moment to appreciate the beautiful animation of this movie, like seriously why are so many movies CGI today! I would happily watch all new movies in this animation style. Ok, now that I’ve gushed over the most important aspect I can begin gushing over everything else (mostly). Now the plot is simple and elegant. Young Jesper, son of the CEO of the World Postal Service or something like that, is badly spoilt and his father decides to teach him a lesson by sending him to be the postman for a small snowy island town. If he can send 6000 letters by the end of the year he can return home to his white privileged life. But the residents are in an all out feud and therefore have no use for mail. One child’s sad drawing is sent as a letter, delivered to the woodsman Klaus who’s pretty crafty may I just add. Together, Klaus and Jesper form an unlikely bond and begin delivering toys to all the children who send letters. Now the feud of the towns people really pissed me off through the entire film. Why? Because like many things in the cinematic industry today, it reflects us as people. The two clans of the town have been at war since the dawn of time and the only reason they continue to fight is because they are “respecting their heritage”. In actuality, they are doing this solely because it is how they were raised and what is expected of them. Personally, my family are not very accepting of things and as such people expect the same from me. But I’m not like them, I choose not to behave that way because I want to be better and change things. And that’s what the children do! They begin to treat each other nicely and do nice things for everyone in town no matter what clan, in the beginning it’s in the hope for new toys from Klaus but as th movie continues they seem to do it more for themselves. The parents soon follow suit and the town becomes a much better place. I hope if people take anything away from this film, it’s that it shouldn’t matter who you are or what your heritage is. It is worth being kind and giving people a chance! Another thing I love is how when the children realise they cannot write and send letters to Jesper and Klaus, they return to school and remind the towns teacher Alva why she wanted to become a teacher to help kids develop and become better people and watching the light return to her is very moving. The ferryman provides comedic relief through the movie always provoking and annoying Jesper. The only part of the film that is fuzzy to me is Margu and the Sami people. Margu comes from an even smaller Icelandic type community and continuously follows Jesper, acting as a friend who he confides in despite not understanding one another’s languages well. When Klaus and Jesper give Margu a present it ignites something in the both of them that makes them want to make Christmas special for the towns peoples. Soon the Sami people join Klaus in his workshop, making toys and acting as what we can only assume are his elves. Now my absolutely favourite thing in this movie, is the relationship between Klaus and Jesper. Actually, no because guess what the creators ruined it! I went into this film fully expecting a relationship between a daddy-bear Santa and a twinky mailman and after A WHOLE HOUR of homoerotic bonding only for Alva to swoop in and wreck it! Her and Jesper end up together, marrying and having two children while Klaus who obviously shared a spark with him, DIES! Of course, he doesn’t die just becomes a spirit I’m guessing just like his dead wife (yes, I know don’t get mad that I’m shipping two Hetero males) and isn’t it cool that he comes back once a year and stuff for Christmas. Wow! Very magical but still very disappointing. My theory is this is some prequel to the life of Santa Claus from Rise of the Guardians, another masterpiece (if you don’t know the film go watch it now you won’t regret it).