Not.Your.Ovelord.N

Forever a classic

Indeed, this should never die.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.

i dont remember posting

did anyone hear something

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

What’s doing the killing

The Killer

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

I havent been posting because ive been working on a new type of seeking rocket launcher that automatically targets the nearest bright smile or naturally occuring heartfelt exchange

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

the thing is in the digital age if one wanted to be a bodhisattva one of the ideal methods would involve making youtube tutorials on how to attain the third formless jhana, but youtubers are fundamentally chained to samsara so there's a bit of a conflict there

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

we used to say kill all men