"Be good, my archer boy. Come back to me."

like that’s THE kevin day and the captain of the palmetto foxes neil josten and the best goalie in the league andrew minyard. and while aaron and nicky might not be exy stars, they are integral to the team and aren’t afraid to start or finish a fight during a game. so the incoming freshman and maybe even other teams just think that the term ‘the monsters’ comes from them being monsters on the court.

dan and allison come to visit for a game and find out all the lower classmen say monsters with worship and awe. “the other team doesn’t stand a chance. we’ve got the monsters on our team” “did you see the monsters’ defense??” “we’re totally the next gen monsters.” and dan and allison are appalled.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

art: 10/10

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you