living in Gotham

*dick walks into the Batcave to see Tim chasing Damian (who is headed for his katana), with a butchers knife, Cass learning a new routine on top of the dinosaur, duke hiding in the medicine bay, Steph making waffles on the floor with a fire, oracle muttering something about how she could have led a normal life "but nooo. i had to go get myself associated with a furry and his satanic rat- I mean bat children. hrm. note to self ' do not have children", jason loading his gun with rubber bullets and aiming for batman who I holding on for dear life at the top of the cave as he watches the chaos unfold*

So I visited my sister in Central City and went in the bank to get some money. Two robbers come in and everybody freaks out. But I didn’t because there were clearly amateurs and I of course got my Gotham survial kid with me. So when this one guy comes close I kick him and pepper spray him and the other one. I knocked them out pretty quick. I waited for the police to show up, guess what Flash shows up takes one look at me and the place and asks:“Gotham?”. I nod proudly. I mean the other people in the bank looked like I just beat a supervillian. In Gotham, it’s normal to defend yourself and nobody looks twice your way.

Alfred: Hmm...

it's so fucking funny gays in the dcu don't go like

dick: so you think joker will be invited to harley and ivy's wedding?

@yeolly-yeost

justice league press conference comment section: wow the way everyone's looking at superman but superman is only looking at batman

Some good ol' gotham memes