Keep Your Head, Heels, And Standards High

if Breath of the Wild didn’t want me to fall in love with Prince Sidon they shouldn’t have made him chivalrous, earnest, kind, loyal, brave, a little dumb, and 9 feet tall with a mouth full of knives

Steel Ball Run

Fuck yeah my dudes 🤘🏻🤘🏻

Google maps puts this drive as 42 hours. For those that don’t understand the distance they covered or what a feat of freaky physics this was

I’m just glad they didn’t kill anyone

I love them! I can’t wait for my cannonball run. I doubt I’ll set any records but the experience will be surreal!

Reblog to save a writer's sanity.

@bixbiboom

Thank you so much! A life saving tool. Especially when it comes to non native speakers. 😊

So what you’re saying is that someone in the free market has responded to high costs by developing a new product that is far less expensive, and can be applied by the injured person themselves not just a doctor or nurse.

This isn’t ‘Neat’ this is horrifying. America is in shambles.

Yes we know thank you

Y'all check on your law school friends. The bar is soon they are not okay

Evidence: my husband forgot what day it was last week and I received a text that said “why the fuck did no one tell me it was Friday?”

T minus 6 days until the bar and my husband just walked in a circle around the house for 15 minutes yesterday saying “I do not know the things” and ‘stop. Stop dying. Wills are too confusing everyone stop dying"

Update : “ everyone just fucking stop owning things. property is stupid and no one understands it. just stop. move to the woods. be free. ”

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

Where’s the “feel my leg? Feel!!!” Comic?

That’s the exact one

This post just keeps getting better every time I see it

Two hundred and fifty years from now, someone will have this hanging up in their rich ass gallery collection and be like “Ah yes, an artist’s depiction of a lone runner in a field of sand with a foreboding mountain range in the distance” because nobody will remember the context and all of us dead millennial ghosts will be snickering in the afterlife.