Norweegie ;)

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

lurkin

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

Actually, weird history fact about that. The island of Bermuda’s first name was Isle of Devils, being thought to be filled with demons and angry spirits when it was actually just filled with some loud ass birds.

@lotsandlotsofbirds

that was unexpected 

if this isn’t a plot twist i dont know what is

do u ever get like water hungry…

Thirsty?

water hungry

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson