Sad Old Hag

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

dance yrself clean. then dance yrself clean again just to make sure. ocd soundsystem

cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods

Graham Cracker down

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight

Now I'm making them lez out

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

This disappeared from Youtube some time ago so I’m putting it on my blog so I will never lose this masterpiece ever again

NOSTALGIA

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