an m69!

im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe

me when im in an Area

That's a guy alright

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

God the entire idea of an "attention economy" is so fucking dystopian, but that's exactly what it is and it pains me

me doing that thing princesses do where they lift up their dresses when they run so they don't trip but i'm wearing a lab coat

i can’t find my headphones and target is closed this is a nightmare .

put an ant in each ear and they will sing to you

not a half bad idea avtually

I read this wrong and thought you were still in target after closing time and your biggest concern was lack of music instead of the creature lol

the creature ?