purlicious

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

the “i wanna go home” never leaves my head even when i’m physically sitting in my bed

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic

YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

ngl yeah i killed you a few times in the timeloop. yeah it felt pretty good to do. okay stop being mad i learned my lesson and eventually learned the only way out was to confront my personal failures and to also NOT murder you. can you stop being so dramatic. you're alive NOW aren't you

we kissed in a bunch of the loops too yet you don't seem so focused on THAT now do you. i really thought we had something. you looked so hot covered in blood. yeah it totally stained your dress and was all over my hands. sometimes no matter how many loops i went through afterward it felt like it never really washed off. i need you

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

Funniest part about Robin Jason canonically going to heaven is that it implies either 1) Jason didn’t kill Felipe and Bruce completely blew up their relationship for no reason or 2) you’re allowed in heaven after killing someone as long as that someone really deserved it, which would then imply that heaven itself is on Jason’s side in the Jason vs Bruce conflict.

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

free my girl she has the same character traits as a male character but is getting deemed a bitch for them

free my girl she acted irrationally in a situation where it was impossible to act rationally and is now being hated for it