normalalyankovik

genuinely what has valve done in the past 20 years (excluding portal, portal 2) that hasnt been a net negative for pc gaming as a whole

steam is parasitic bloatware with actual pop-up ads that you have to tolerate because they have a fucking monopoly on pc gaming not only does no one care, they actively gargle gabens nutsack at every opportunity because they made that one shitty sfm meme game. they made fucking lootboxes a mainstream AAA staple! we as a species deserve total ecological obliteration. we're worthless. less than vermin

it’s gonna be so anticlimactic when somebody finally succeeds

computing technology has led to a marked increase in the efficiency of productive labour performed by many workers—under socialized control of the means of production this could significantly improve the quality of life of the masses, but under capitalism it only allows the bourgeoisie to appropriate an amazing digital surplus

*walks up to a gay couple* which one of you is the ruler who thinks that this time it’ll totally work out fine if you don’t pay your troops and which one of you is the ruler who creates a professional and well-funded standing army that eventually becomes so entrenched and self-serving that they keep trying to kill you

Janissary-posting is back on the menu, boys!

call me Recep Tayyip Erdoğan the way I bring back Janissary-posting

just thinking about how fucked the ergonomics of this would be

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."