i am supposed to be divinely protected what the fuck

We have to do something about the distances

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

im so fucking mad

no ones ever gonna be able to go to hell to kill ronald reagan because wanting to kill ronald reagan gets you into heaven

on my hands and knees begging st michael or whatever to let me down there for a week ill find him and come right back up i promise

know how dog heaven is squirrel hell? it’s the same with this don’t worry

cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards

Wikipedia editors Community moderators for discord servers, forums, and twitch channels Animal shelter volunteers People who put back extra carts at the grocery store People who pick up litter while they’re on a jog or walk to throw it away  Humans Do Things. We dedicate a certain amount of our thing-doing capacity to making sure we survive, and in the society we’ve constructed that means Worrying about Money. But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

Will looks so damn proud

That looks like the face of fear, wondering if he’s able to escape the impending wrath of uncle Phil.

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

Yo. This better be my most reblogged post. I want to see all my artists friends reblogging this for their artists friends.

^^^^^ for all the artists with uncredited work on pinterest and insta

Holy shit

@madeofwhitebone

Whatever helps him sleep at night; I guess ?😂