It wouldn't be so crazy

Having Ilya Rosanov show up in each of the books makes him seem like bisexual Nick Fury recruiting the gay avengers of sad hockey men.

studying for my driving theory test, why are uk road crossings named like this. zebra i understand, distinctive and makes sense, but why do we have puffin AND pelican as two separate crossing types? could one of them not have been named 'susan' to avoid confusion?

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

post tlg some random asshole defenseman makes a shitty comment about shane taking it up the ass and shane looks at him, then at the scoreboard that shows the centaurs winning 6-1, then back down at him like "i dunno man i think one of us is getting fucked in the ass right now and it isn't me." and then that guy tries to fight him

i will not give in to the skip divorce propaganda, ya'll are just jealous

Hey so if you're a Heated Rivalry blog who actually DOESN'T hate Skip can you give this post a like so we can follow you because this recent 'Sk/p d/vorce' trend is uh. Putting it politely. Not our fucking cup of tea!!!

Do yall think Hayden Pike knows that if Shane had to choose between him and Ilya he would 100% choose Ilya 🤔 someone should let him know

dude how did skip divorce even start i am shitting my pants laughing 😭😭😭😭

i would care more about the world cup if there were less players on the pitch and the pitch was smaller and made of ice adn the players wore skates on their feet and the goal net was way smaller and they all had stiicks and if the ball was a puck and also they could fist fight

I think Harris and Kip would both hate AI SO MUCH because of their jobs. Like Harris would be so peeved at the AI integration into stuff like Meta for Buisness because of how disgusting and dry and lifeless it makes everything and how everyone in advertizing wants to push you to use it. Kip as a TA dealing with half the students using AI to wright their papers and the other half being anxious to tears about being falsely accused of using AI

Boston WAG chat this, Montreal WAG chat that, give me the fic where Kip and Kyle drag Fabian into a groupchat for "Normal Gay Boys Who Did Not Ask To Be Dickmatized By Hockey Jocks, AND YET"

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.