Thoughts on the house of black? Any spef head cannons🐍
hmm random hc’s i have that not everyone would probably agree with but idc !!!
*ੈ✩˚ they are a lebanese family, i will not hear anything else. i’m sorry it fits with the image of them i have in my head. they moved to the uk in the very early 1900s and the rest is history.
*ੈ✩˚ i know we’re meant to believe they’re strongly into cousin marriages but i like to believe that ended in the 19th century and they’ve actually ventured out so that all of them married into other pureblood families however, walburga was the exception. she was forced to marry orion because she was caught having multiple relationships with different guys and to save face, the family married her off to orion.
*ੈ✩˚ i can honestly see them being more proud of having daughters than sons (they probably knew beforehand that it’s women who carry bloodlines not men — something about mitochondrial dna being only passed down by mothers and not fathers)
*ੈ✩˚ i honestly don’t think they’d be willing to give up their last name and take their husbands. i think the house of black are proud individuals raised to think their name is something extremely valuable, i cannot really see them being willing to take some fuckass man’s last name if they were a woman. fuck societal standards, the most she’d do is hyphen it if she was truly in love (for e.g. narcissa black-malfoy instead of narcissa malfoy)
*ੈ✩˚ absolutely no one in the black family knows how to cook and if they tried it would be disastrous (the main reason why they need house elves, otherwise they would fr starve to death)
*ੈ✩˚ they do rituals during full moons as a family which is the reason behind the power of their magic. i think they’re very in touch with it and absolutely nourish it and cherish it. i also think their affinity with naming their kids after celestial bodies is no coincidence at all (power of names and whatnot)
*ੈ✩˚ i think a lot of the cousins are genuinely raised as siblings/best friends (lucretia and walburga being besties is canon to me; alphard 100% saw orion as a younger brother since he was very close to cygnus is age; bellatrix and andromeda adored sirius, narcissa liked regulus more because they were the youngest of their siblings and generally similar)
*ੈ✩˚ seeing one black generally means you’ll find another nearby, they come as a murder.
*ੈ✩˚ a lot of them get mistakenly called the others name, even if they don’t look all that similar or it’s been years (slughorn accidentally calling sirius ‘alphard’ during his first year? peak)
*ੈ✩˚ i see a lot of them being lightweights tbh, could get drunk off of two glasses of wine.
*ੈ✩˚ loyalty matters a lot for the house of black that’s why when they’re betrayed they feel it so deeply (they truly are a passionate bunch)
*ੈ✩˚ every single one of them is bilingual, the language is totally up to them to choose