the wolfs blood

The fact that Hudson Williams used to train MMA and could probably punch your fucking head off but is also The Bottom of All Time is simply way too much power for a single man to wield

and one more thing!! so we’ve basically confirmed scott has clocked shane and ilya. and as a person struggling with being a closeted queer hockey player you’d think hey maybe he would try to talk to them and bond since they’re all going through similar things. NOPE. he brought a gun to the ice and said get out and take that weird bisexual man with you

Challenging gender roles by having the kind of dogshit personality traits usually reserved for straight men only

thinking about all the fandoms out there with youtuber x fan au fics... the way you could technically officially call those dan and phil aus now

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

the thing is. you couldn't fucking write this. not even in my wildest dreams did i ever think yeah dan and phil are gonna hard launch and then announce a podcast called hard launch and then the next day they post a selfie in bed and then the next day dan tweets fifty times in one afternoon joking about breaking up and then the next day they're spotted filming at the london eye and then the next day they make their first red carpet appearance in seven years and it's at a gay bdsm film and then the next day it's october 19th and then the next day the first episode of the podcast comes out and they talk about a previously untold gay scandal anecdote

Amazingphil Lester. LITERALLY got someone kicked off the Jamaica trip for his boyfriend of like 3 months.

what nonphannies don’t understand is that it isn’t about “knowing” it’s about dnp’s queer joy and comfort level. we’re not happy bc they told us, we’re happy bc they felt comfortable and joyful enough to tell us. “knowing” has a weird power connotation. If you “knew” all along you’re trying to establish power over information that you don’t have authority on, and it takes power away from the people (dnp) telling you the information.

Another fun part of the phard launch is that Dan can finally be jealous freely, come on Dan, tell us how you really feel about Sam the surfer