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psychic: *reads my mind* my mind:

i was saging my room when my sister came in, half asleep.

“is that weed?”

#Not a Psychic #burning sage

What the FRICK is an acorn???

@psychic101

#LOL #spoiler: acorns is the suit of wands #psychic101 #Not a Psychic #inside humor

@psychic101 makes my nice, spiritual hippie tarot deck sassy and now it’s basically a callout post.

“You need to chill, you OVERWORK, that’s your problem”

“STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS”

#i cant believe i was sassed by a donkey #Not a Psychic #psychic101

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@psychic101 is teaching me tarot-- and during her explanation she was like ‘you can feel for your cards if you want, like I feel a tingling if I wave my hand above the card that needs to be drawn--- wait sorry, you’re not psychic’ and I’m like THANKS.

#Not a Psychic #psychic101

Me: (Feeling jittery and tired at 2AM in the morning)

My Psychic Friend: WHATS WRONG, SOMETHING IS WRONG!!

Me: ....

Me: It's.... 2AM.

My Psychic Friend: Oh.

#psychic101 #Not a Psychic #Lol

The Entire World and what they think of Psychics: Oh my god, you're psychic? Read my mind, what am I thinking right now?

Me:

Y’all half the time @psychic101 can’t even tell if I’m being serious or not and takes everything at face value,,,, when its clearly a joke/exaggeration

Me: I’m gonna eat this entire cake right here, right now.

Her: That’s... thats not really good..... why don’t you eat like a slice and if you’re hungry, you can have more?

Me: Gurl, I was joking

Her: Oh.

#psychic101 #lmao #psychic #not a psychic

Psychic101: OH GOD SO MANY MESSAGES TO REPLY TO, SO MANY READINGS

Me: How did you not foresee this

#psychic101 #psychic humor

Here’s an idea

@psychic101 start trending #notallpsychics

#B)#psychic101

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Talking to My Friend

(Another) Friend: Yeah, like, we'll be talking and I can see you spacing out, I know you're seeing dead people.

Me: ...Wait, I do that?? I thought I was being subtle.

Friend: You're not.

#basically #i can see through ur lies #>.>

That Feeling When

You’re with your psychic best friend and she's super distracted and you think “maybe I’m not being interesting enough, am I boring her?” and then you realize shit there must be lots of dead people here.

#happens a lot in churches #and large crowded areas

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