sometimes i reblog stuff

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

TOO MANY!!!!!

Petition to refer to all negative anons as anions from now on

with a titty out and everything

Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

please, for the small price of everything I own, can john mulaney write an episode of brooklyn nine nine

When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.“ 

The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.

hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses

maybe if we unplug America and plug it back in???

leave it unplugged

My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.

I feel like it myst have been a joint decision, insofar as naming Cheddar stemmed from a thorough and exhaustive pro/con list, followed by an official debate using regulations previously agreed upon during their courtship.

future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this