The Nonary Game

The guards might worry (Darling, do it in a hurry!) His sons will rush the door (So knock them on the floor.)

I’m not such a knave (Bash his head with a stave) But I’d be a good king (Now you’re starting to think)

The dukes might all talk (But their chatter means naught) Say, love, what do you mean (You’d make such a king)

I simply must go (baby cut through his hide) There’s a war on you know (baby cut through his hide)

But what of his wife? (And what of his life?) It feels like bad luck (But that don’t mean much)

I’ve got a bad premonition (And I’ve got a mission) But that’s just superstition (My love, you’re a vision)

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Celine Loup [ @blackblobyellowcone ] Deanna Echanique [ @dechanique ] F Lee Hayes [ @fleebites ] Jaime Ramsden [ @k1ttensocks ] Katy Farina [ @katyfarina ] Arielle Jovellanos [ @jovaline ] Sarah Robbins Sara Kipin [ @sarakipin ] And myself! [Good ol’ @soltiana ]

i have a cool five (5) cavities in my mouth that need filling, i found out this week. the worst cavity is in my front tooth and hyper visible (as well as causing me pain), so i need to get it fixed so i can look for better paying work that doesn’t also stress my knee, which likely has a torn mcl that i currently can’t afford to have treated. and while my fiancee is helping me with some of the cost of the dental work, i need help with the rest. 

part of the reason this cost is so unbearable is because i have been saving for a better apartment, without which i won’t be able to live with my fiancee. my lease is up at the end of november, which is very soon. i cannot dip into my savings for this, and my savings are still not high enough to cover the projected cost of leasing a 2br apartment in nyc. 

i’m looking to raise at least $300. i have an etsy shop with hair accessories and jewelry here. i have a ko-fi for my etsy shop here. i have shoes for sale on ebay here. otherwise my paypal is paypal.me/softurl 

in addition to everything i listed off in my original post above, my medical insurance payments are going up because the insurance company i’ve had this year is closing, and the new options offered at work are both more expensive. i have tried to make extra money faster by offering some of my wares to a local shop for wholesale, but i haven’t heard back, so it may be a no-go. 

in light of everything, i am now looking to raise $1000. i am so humbled and grateful for everyone who’s donated to or purchased from me so far, and to everyone who’s reblogged and made my post so visible. i haven’t hit my original goal yet but i’m hopeful. 

to reiterate, i have an etsy shop with hair accessories and jewelry here. i have a ko-fi for my etsy shop here. i have shoes for sale on ebay here. otherwise my paypal is paypal.me/softurl 

i have a cool five (5) cavities in my mouth that need filling, i found out this week. the worst cavity is in my front tooth and hyper visible (as well as causing me pain), so i need to get it fixed so i can look for better paying work that doesn’t also stress my knee, which likely has a torn mcl that i currently can’t afford to have treated. and while my fiancee is helping me with some of the cost of the dental work, i need help with the rest. 

part of the reason this cost is so unbearable is because i have been saving for a better apartment, without which i won’t be able to live with my fiancee. my lease is up at the end of november, which is very soon. i cannot dip into my savings for this, and my savings are still not high enough to cover the projected cost of leasing a 2br apartment in nyc. 

i’m looking to raise at least $300. i have an etsy shop with hair accessories and jewelry here. i have a ko-fi for my etsy shop here. i have shoes for sale on ebay here. otherwise my paypal is paypal.me/softurl 

in addition to everything i listed off in my original post above, my medical insurance payments are going up because the insurance company i’ve had this year is closing, and the new options offered at work are both more expensive. i have tried to make extra money faster by offering some of my wares to a local shop for wholesale, but i haven’t heard back, so it may be a no-go. 

in light of everything, i am now looking to raise $1000. i am so humbled and grateful for everyone who’s donated to or purchased from me so far, and to everyone who’s reblogged and made my post so visible. i haven’t hit my original goal yet but i’m hopeful. 

to reiterate, i have an etsy shop with hair accessories and jewelry here. i have a ko-fi for my etsy shop here. i have shoes for sale on ebay here. otherwise my paypal is paypal.me/softurl 

i have a cool five (5) cavities in my mouth that need filling, i found out this week. the worst cavity is in my front tooth and hyper visible (as well as causing me pain), so i need to get it fixed so i can look for better paying work that doesn’t also stress my knee, which likely has a torn mcl that i currently can’t afford to have treated. and while my fiancee is helping me with some of the cost of the dental work, i need help with the rest. 

part of the reason this cost is so unbearable is because i have been saving for a better apartment, without which i won’t be able to live with my fiancee. my lease is up at the end of november, which is very soon. i cannot dip into my savings for this, and my savings are still not high enough to cover the projected cost of leasing a 2br apartment in nyc. 

i’m looking to raise at least $300. i have an etsy shop with hair accessories and jewelry here. i have a ko-fi for my etsy shop here. i have shoes for sale on ebay here. otherwise my paypal is paypal.me/softurl 

 For example:

 People born via c-section (no man of woman born, meaning natural childbirth, aka, the Shakespeare approach)

 Women (no man of woman born, aka, the Tolkein approach)

 Non-binary types (see above)

 Aliens (no man of woman born, with the meaning of man being in the ‘mankind’ sense)

Artificial intelligences (see above again)

Transmen (no man of woman born, the man-ness appears to come later as gender is a social construct. Arguably borderline, I know.)

People carried by a man (no man of woman born)

People grown in vats (no man of woman born)

 Basically, anyone who isn’t a human cisgendered male delivered via natural childbirth by a woman could kill Macbeth. (Given the equipment via science!, the child of a transwoman born via natural childbirth would still count as unable to.)