I'm trying

oh my god😂

longlifebrooke

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

Has science gone too far

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

imagine not hating yourself

I laughed so hard withing a fraction of a second of pressing play that I might have strained a neck muscle.

Just bros being grass inspectors.

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign