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THANK YOU.

If I ever reblog without the American addition assume I’ve been hacked

Brown and black eyes are stunning actually and I’m sorry to anyone who’s ever been told otherwise.

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

I love my twitter moots but they’re insane I needed a break

part of me is like “what the fuck do you mean next week is august when last week was mid april” but then the other part of me is like “approximately 7 years have passed since december 2019 and july 2020″ so that’s fun

Last time I checked I’ve been +130 days in quarantine. This is fine :)

I'm not friends with you because you serve a purpose to me, I'm friends with you because I just like you. That is to say, there is no one who can do what you do for me because what you do for me is just be you

Kinda fucked up how cis women are allowed to abandon feminity in the name of feminism but trans women are forced to adopt it just to be recognized as women

even worse is when cis feminists accuse trans women who overperform femininity for safety of being tools of the patriarchy, and trans women who underperform femininity for ANY reason (including abandoning it in the name of feminism) fakers.

i love tumblr bc theres no way to do clout checks!!! i could have 6 followers!! i could have 18,000! and yall would be none the wiser

Not here. The mask mandate starts tomorrow but the police refuse to help people enforce it. If we say “you can’t come inside without a mask” and visitors say “actually, I’m going to anyway” we’ve been instructed to lock ourselves in the back room and wait for them to leave because there’s nothing we can do to stop them.

Um, tell them they are being refused admittance and to leave, then tell them they are trespassing, and have the cops remove them for that.  Mask doesn't matter really at that point.

Not worth it. The chances that the cops would show up, validate the trespasser, refuse to wear masks themselves, and force me to talk to them without social distancing are too great to risk. Safer to retreat to a locked room, wait them out, and then sterilize with the windows open. I have started carrying a little thing of Mace in case someone gets too enthusiastic about “social closening” or whatever owns the libs these days.

Disappointed but not surprised

I see 26k notes and only 6k people endorsing the petition.... the hypothalamus

Nothing’s stopping you from just picking your zodiac sign for yourself, actual birth date be damned

If you want help, I have a quiz for that

I got my birth sign —_—