cobra crowbar

dude why did you just walk up to me and quicksave

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you

rub it in why don't you

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

hi im a mosquito I just noticed you're a giant ape with extremely dextrous limbs and binocular vision that make you well-equipped to kill me. its very nice of you to have just batted me away instead of annihilating me with a powerful thunderclap, as you could easily do. my plan from here on out is probably to fly in a sort of loose semicircle right back towards you and to try injecting you with my venoms and stealing your blood and giving you diseases etc. ah fuck

performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

*gets swapped in* oh what the fuck

take stealth rock damage for me boy

I think my mom's getting him pregnant