Coshayphine Appreciation

I cry before sex and I cry after sex, of course, but during sex? I have a fucking job to do.

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

one thing about cosima niehaus was she was never afraid of some old white man

Started showing my wife Orphan Black last night and god. Maybe it's because I watched in high school but I really did not appreciate enough the fact that Sarah Manning is a Protagonist Of All Time right out of the gate. Amoral ruthlessly resourceful grifter. Absent mom. Willing to chug soap and make herself throw up to maintain a con. Saw a woman identical to her jump in front of a train and leapt straight to identity theft and faking her own death with zero hesitation. Like yeah I'm probably a clone being hunted by a shadowy organization but I got a scam to run so I don't have time for that. Absolutely no notes complete banger of a character.

I’ve been going through my /tagged/hiatus and it’s giving me feels like I miss titty malaysia, the ball pit of denial, evil broccoli, hella, puppy delphine, dolphine, like what happened to us that shit was lit  

They “killed” Delphine we migrated to The IOO and then regretted it

PRETTY MUCH

remember obsnapchat? 90s slow jams? bhovan sadler? demon lizard child kira? grosse bite pol? tatianapocalypse? that one pic of paul dressed like a 60s band member? noseless black? pirate rachel? windows? ray ray slam dunc?

oh my god wrecking pol

i bring a sort of "this character is canonically malnourished and would gain at least a couple pounds during their hypothetical healing arc wherein they get better" vibe to the function that people dont really like

no i don't 'headcanon' characters as transgender she appeared to me in a dream and told me directly that she was a woman

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

700 ICE agents pulled out of minnesota? morale low on the murder squad due to getting their asses caved in by your grandma in -30 weather every day for weeks on top of being dupes and stooges of the most pathetic order? ohhhh gosh.......ohhhhhhhhh too bad. what a fun time to send $15 to the Stand With Minnesota org of your choice

I miss the orphan black fandom. everyone was equally wild and unhinged. most of us were gay. we were all obsessed with a character who died less than 5 minutes into the first episode. somehow, the fandom unanimously decided 2 particular clones were in love based on like 3 specific quotes and a vision from god, I guess?? people also shipped all of the clones in varying combinations. not one normal bitch to be found in this fandom. it was so good.