Nomking

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

thats fuckin uhuuuuuuuuhh leaf bean neck

This post is now incomprehensible

good thsi fucking uuuuuuh needs more juice

does anybody have that "take that ghost shit to arby's" post

Take That Ghost Shit To Arby’s

Arby's: We have the poltergiests

i went to you’re so beautiful island and it was full of people with brown eyes and big noses

and you didn't hmu? sadge

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

"Hot take: undertale is kinda mid-" [shot]

I’m sure someone’s already mentioned it but…..this actually sounds like something that Dolly should be told about, because she could rally the entire country around how dumb this is and have the ability to take the heat.

So what you're telling me is, we tell Dolly Parton, and all the transmascs show up in the most flamboyant masculine outfits with protein shakes and spite Oklahoma so hard that it doesn't get tornadoes for a year

HEEEEEERE'S FLOWEY

I was a little league umpire. I 100% completely believe that Bob Wilson caught a bullet over a disputed call.

Rest in peace, Bob Wilson

Imagine being part of a circus but complaining about being around clowns

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

thats fuckin uhuuuuuuuuhh leaf bean neck