hello!

Would also love to hear why you quit if it’s a good story.

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

that’s pretty kind of them

someone had to pick up Carrie Fisher’s mantle and by the gods, Pedro Pascal did it. 

:) this is my favorite comment on this post

A fire hydrant that releases milk to drink after you eat spicy cookies inside said hydrant. This guy is something else

The glossy red fire hydrant, the smoked vanilla milk, but we’re all 👀🌶️⁉️

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

literally all three of these are wrong

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas

they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays