The Alexander Skarsgard Library

….sitting and contemplating my deep and meaningful poetry I guess.

….nope. 

…if wishes were kisses, you’d be wearing lipstick today mister skarsgård.

….if you’re looking to give that heart of yours to someone special, I’m sure there are more than a few of us who’d be happy to have it darlin.

….his true love. 

….little known fact. Vampires love kitschy Christmas ornaments. Pam makes bottle-cap wreaths and Eric has a huge collection of Dept. 56 SnowBabies. 

….to the tune of jingle bells.  swinging through the trees on a handy vine it’s our favorite swede and damn but he looks fine (oh! my! gawd!) jumping off a cliff or fighting with an ape i can’t wait till next july cus this flick looks frickin great oh! Jungle-Skars, Jungle-Skars jungle all the way i’ve watched that gosh darn trailer at least three times just today, hey!

Love, The Library ❤️

I love him

….Santa got your letter, but shirtless is as far as he’s willing to go.

….better watch out, better not cry.

….to the swede in the santa hat, and to you. 

…last minute present, ran out of wrapping paper.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! -  love, Alex and Muffin.  My most lifted (and cropped image). I’m looking at you BuzzFeed. 

I was wrapping up presents, a job that I hate, drinking and  thinking “some help would be great” - when then in a twinkling I heard from the roof, a slip-slide and a thump and a cuss word to boot. As I muttered “what the hell?” and was turning around, in off the fire escape Skarsgard came with a bound. His eyes how they twinkled, his overbite how charming, his head was shaved tho which was kind of alarming. He spoke not a word but got straight to his work, wrapped all my gifts, then turned with a smirk. It took me a minute, I’ll admit I was slow, getting why his big forehead was sporting a bow. But eventually I realized, to my heartfelt delight, it was going to be a damn Merry Christmas, and a very goodnight…