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God forbid women do anything

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

Preach

“embrace ugliness” sure but why are women’s neutral traits considered ugliness in the first place

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

It baffles me that Emily is canonically a polyglot and despite all those languages in her pretty brain, she can't find the right words to say "I'm in love with you, I have been for years" to her bestfriend.