Klonopin the Crust Punk Horse

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

ban men's sports i have seen enough

sodom vs gomorrah playing at the world cup tomorrow

really good decision i made this weekend was going to see backrooms and then afterwards sneaking into a showing of the new jackass movie in an incredibly effective double feature we referred to as Jackrooms or alternatively Backass. both movies start with grainy camcorder footage of some dipshit getting injured except one of them is a nameless character getting chased by a scary backrooms monster and the other is johnny knoxville shooting himself in the chest at point blank with a real gun

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this