when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

tumblr is so funny it’s just scrapbooking for your hyperfixations. like yeah here’s a gifset that’s here for no reason other than the fact that I think it’s Pretty. here’s hugh dancy for the same reason. here’s me rambling about the thing that’s been itching my brain for months. here’s me giggling in the corner. here’s unadulterated mental illness

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

Watch this and be blessed

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

I am blessed… ;3;

He also hates them but they’re too stupid to see it

nobody asked but the first one was falling asleep on a boulder after yelling "SACRED LIZARD TECHNIQUES" and the second time was on the boardwalk railing

like there comes a point where you think something is fundamentally wrong with you. and then it turns out it’s just Friday and you haven’t washed your hair in three days and maybe you’re also just a little lonely and the combination of all three of those things is whittling a hole into your chest every time you breathe. but also the sun’s up. and you’ve survived everything so far, so you’ll survive this too, even if it hurts, even if you have to survive it many times.

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

Noooo haha don't spread racist ideals and colonizer propaganda by idolizing white european aesthetics above all else and denying the life and accomplishments of native peoples on their own lands

Purgatory Prime

Oh and he also has to pay rent and food and bills

yall i just realized the middle guy is Riz Ahmed I remember seeing this post fucking three years ago wtf