gone

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

*butler voice* your vibes, sir

what is ur unpopular fruit opinion? mine is that i think peaches are pretty but their texture feels horrendous in my mouth

don’t ever beg for a friendship or relationship with anyone. if you don’t receive the same effort you give… lose that contact

*sits in a pan with olive oil and carmelizes*

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit