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not immune to the coltland au propaganda
I have no idea what's going on in the second pic. you tell me.
they're gossiping but needed to get that close so Rocky or Adrian couldn't hear them
I’ve been stressed and upset so I’m drugging the brothers cocaine and sedative
Colt Seavers I’ve always loved you so glad your stupid autistic brother is bringing your movie to light
Here’s a shitty drawing that i just wanted to draw

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they're so fucking cute
I just brought some prints of my knight Simon piece I did as well as a notebook and some playing cards👀 stay tuned.
(I got it without writing on it because it wasn’t working 🙂↕️)
this is SO GOOD omg
Good night i love my lil Ryan Gosling Characters so much
Does Ryan Gosling know that his pull within the neurodivergent queer community has just been boosted 10000000% more than his role as Ken ever did?? Does he know?? Does he know we’re all over here barking and foaming at the mouth at his autistic aroace little fuckin scientist guy who’s twins with himself and in love with Markiplier? Or in a qpr sandwich with two rocks?? Does he know he has reached #1 blorbo status for like 1/5 of this website??
Nobody should ever tell him. Nobody needs to add tumblr icon to his long list of accolades, he’s got too many already
ok so ive fallen for the Ryland Grace and Colt Seavers are twins propaganda and i rewatched The Fall Guy last night. ive seen PHM 10 ten times. here are my notes.
Colt and Grace similarities:
thumbs up
beaches
the movie Rocky
yellow jacket
drugged at some point against their will
screwed over by a boss lady
excited arm pumping/air guitar
karaoke scene
upon being told they should leave:
"but i just got here :(" - Grace
"but im supposed to meet Jody for karaoke :(" - Colt
doing batshit insane things for the people they love
filling in for a dead guy (unwillingly/unknowingly)
signature jackets (Miami Vice stunt jacket and the fox cardigan)
almost fucking dying and refusing to die
about to take a leap -> "no" -> forced to do it anyway
"some people are failures" -Grace and "I thought I was a huge failure" -Colt
ending happily on a beach
extra stuff i thought was fun:
Colt: "you NEED carbs! your body runs on glucose!!!" Science fact!! wonder who he got that from in this au, hm?
Colt "lets just kiss" Seavers and his brother, Dr Ryland "aroace in space" Grace
Colt "DIPSHIT!" Seavers and his brother, Dr Ryland "what the FUDGING FUDGER???" Grace

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coltlandgentry brother bullshit
uhh obligatory minor spoiler warning for
Starting this off… the names is funny courtland and ryland both have ‘land’ in it and court and colt are similar.., they’re brother your honor
court is the oldest (by 3-5 years), while colt and ryland are twins (whose older, up to you)
their father. Highest grade dick. One of the most bastardized bastards to ever fucking exist on the plain of earth
(According to the movie) court was 15 when he shot his father, and 8 years later (when he was 23) he got recruited into the sierra program
think it would be funny if court was slighter smaller than colt and ryland (bc in the book he is 5’11” while gosling is 6’)
(This is if the brothers ever united…) courtland has grown detached from his name that he can forget to respond to it when the twins use it, he’s not used to being addressed like that, its always been just a number
Court witnessed a lot of things (ryland graduating college, colts stunt works and even watching movies he stunted for, etc etc) from afar bc he was afraid of them being used as leverage
after Ryland got fired, Colt was right there to support him, lots of movie marathons and myb ice cream as well
Colt has prescriptions contacts instead of glasses, he says he doesnt wanna look nerdy
colt name is colton 🤷
Ryland found out abt Colt’s accident while he was teaching in class, Court found out while he was out of the country on a job
Colt also has chronic pain from the accident
Ryland annoyed (cared for) colt and checked in on him a lot, took at least 3 month off to help him and was couch surfing (which means he was doing sub plans for 3 weeks)
Colt, fucking hated that, he hated the vulnerability and he hated feeling like a burden and taking his brother away from his (shit) paying job
Ryland throws most of his money into his classroom, his students
If colt visits ryland, they always stop at the diner that ryland is a regular at
all of them, chronic coffee drinkers, Ryland is sweet asf, Colt does black (when its brewed, he drinks, heat be damned), Court just drinks whatever’s available, sweet, black, doesnt matter
Ryland at least knows Latin, Colt knows French and probably spanish… Court probably lost count of the languages he knows, picked up a lot working
they are all on the spectrum, one way or another (fucking courland ‘im talked out, lets go gentry’ gentry and those mf with their thumbs up)
colt would prob be bi or smth, aroace ryland (tried at least one relationship) and court forgot that those were a thing (as stated, he got incarcerated when he was 15)… so probably aroace as well
This is all i got for now… :)))))
lemme know if i should post doodles of these fuckos
you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears
coltlandgentry on my mind
we did it for the views
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was chirping back and forth in boredom about what the worst time for simon to appear would be and it couldn’t be decided on, however one of the suggestions was funny as fuck to me. so i am sharing.
grace, having a Very Bad Day:
rocky, trying to help: we could do something that makes you happy
grace: hmmmm sleepover
rocky: i always watch you sleep
grace: well, yeah, but i mean like the human thing. with snacks and movies and other dumb stuff
rocky: so a normal night
grace, sighing: sure. just. humor me
(during the sleepover, watching a horror movie)
grace: oh i forgot! there’s this thing humans do sometimes during sleepovers to get scared
rocky, trying to be supportive and look not worried:
grace: you go in the bathroom and say “bloodymary” three times in the mirror and you see a… a ghost I guess?
rocky: ghost?
grace: complicated. dead person that still moves around but can’t touch anything or be seen most of the time. no physical body
rocky: not complicated. also: hate that idea
grace, going into the bathroom:
grace, staring at reflection: eh, might as well
grace, jokingly: bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody—
(lights go out)
grace: ROCKY WHAT THE HECK
rocky: something happen?
grace: TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON
rocky, flicks the switch:
grace, looking up and seeing simon in the window next to the mirror, just fucking coated in blood:
(after fainting)
rocky: GRACE. ARE YOU OKAY? YOU SCARED ME.
grace: ahaha, i guess i stayed up too late. i thought i saw a-
grace, noticing simon curled up in the corner looking very nervous:
grace: hey rock do me a solid and tell me you see him too
rock: oh, yes. the other human is here. your ritual worked. you brought a ghost to us. good job
grace:
grace, staring at rocky: say you’re joking right now
rocky: i’m joking right now
simon: >:(
grace: YOU. DO NOT. MOVE.
simon, curls in on himself more:
grace, torn between feeling guilty and scared: stay right there. do not come any closer. rocky— who is that
rocky, joking tone: bloody mary
grace: NOT THE TIME FOR JOKES ROCKY
rocky: incorrect. i’m diffusing tension.
went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’
and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL