Nope

90% of the time I just wanna go home.

phone sex is underrated

Huh? What? Sorry, I was daydreaming about hearing you moan.

kissing up your neck till' your eyes roll

Sire, I had a bad dream. Can I join your chambers tonight?

I rarely find anyone interesting 

the rumors are true i’m kind of evil

I need to taste my name in your mouth, like it belongs only to you, forever.

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

tumblr user Anonymous has been saying some very rude things to various bloggers for many years now

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?