Nope

Uh oh, looks like it's horny o'clock again

*sigh* i should be sitting in someone’s lap and getting kissed

Some people aren’t even on your caliber so don’t let them access you

Date idea: let’s go on a long drive to your favorite place and you show me all your favorite songs

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

a man admitting that he touched himself to the thought of you is sooo hot

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

Life is too short to have sex you don’t like. Be gross, be weird, don’t do it at all if it’s not for you. Expand your definition of sex. Remove yourself from things that don’t feel good. Find positions and kinks and toys that work for you. Don’t let anyone tell you that sex needs to happen a certain way or happen at all. Orgasms are optional. Involving your genitals is optional. Everything is optional. Do what you like to do and respect what other people do and don’t like to do. Good sex doesn’t make you feel bad about yourself. You deserve to have pleasure in ways that work for you.

You leave bite marks on my arm, I’ll leave bite marks on your ass.