Goblin Time

sorry for making u horny, it was on purpose

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

What if we got really drunk and made out and fucked all sloppy and desperate and needy 😵‍💫

New kink called make me feel wanted

the tarot cards said we should fuck

I guess sex is pointless if you can't have a dope conversation afterwards while laying naked and eating snacks

That cute girl you know probably hasn't been pushed against the wall and been made out with recently enough, you should change this

hey do you mind if i cuddle my way into bouncing on it on the couch?

i think it’s really essential as an adult to stay silly and goofy and weird

words can't explain how much i love when someone says "this reminded me of you" about the things i love

Something intimate in someone paying attention to small details