common variety idiot

Petition to refer to TERFs as FARTs, which stands for Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Tranaphobe

Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Transphobe is far far more accurate too.

ima just spread this

I like this new term better. It accurately captures the implicit bigotry of excluding trans people while also not dignifying hateful people with the epithet “feminist”, which they do not deserve.

Wh- no wait this is awesome, we should blow up FARTs now

ive had the phrase "butane simpson" in my head for as long as i can remember. its the first thing i think of when i hear the word butane anyone know why this might be

Holy shit you may be on to something

humans love to categorize and then assign personality traits based on those categories, ranging from the mundane to the incredibly concerning. its orange cat behavior. everyone is either an introvert extrovert of ambivert. whats your mbti? enneagram? your classpect? hogwarts house? i'm just a typical taurus. what's your IQ? don't blame me im just a girl. boys will be boys. take this online personality test to determine which of the 9 types of human you are. everyone fits into these boxes. you know what their kind are like.

#categorizing yourself and your friends can be good silly fun. But watch out!

some people will follow me and after one quick scroll through their blog i think “what am i possibly bringing to your table”

everyone who interacts with a post on my blog is entered into a secret lottery wherein a winner is randomly chosen for me to go thru their blog for a minute or two. thanks for playing, everyone

picture this. you're just chilling, going about your day. about to make breakfast. jam on toast. you can't wait. when suddenly, out of nowhere, an angel from above descends in front of you. it wordlessly opens a box next to you, one just barely inside of your comprehension. from the miriad of options it skips over "empty bin" and "delete immediately" to select "put back". you are transported to a realm above your old one. a realm without strife or conflict. a perfect world. you can't help but think about how stale your toast is getting

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

so bECAUSE OF THE PILOT TRAILER I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "VIVZIEPOP HOMESTUCK ANIMATED SERIES PILOT TRAILER??!?" AND THEN HE WATCHED THE TRAILER ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

remember to always play paranoia-inducing horror games right before bed so you can sleep scary

homestuck indie animation adaptation made by vivziepop with toby fox on the crew dear lord