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I am so frustrated with him for constantly announcing that he’s going to remove someone’s whole face but he never does. ffs Severen.

*christ dies on the cross* Um.. okay. That just happened. Awkwarrrrd...

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

the fact that hildegard didn’t have visions until her 40s genuinely makes me feel better about my life. there’s still time

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

I think if biologically possible, baseball players would chatter and chirp like cats do when tracking a fly ball

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?