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You wouldn’t understand

happy birthday gromit

Mikey: We're annoying as fuck!

MARK PATTON in A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

My oil painting of a grilled cheese sandwich

My oil painting of a grilled cheese sandwich

Original title: IT Gou | IT狗.

Protests that move quickly are harder to kettle (but are easier to split up as people get left behind). Something important to note is that kettles are used by police to gather intelligence. Police may tell you that you will be allowed to leave if you provide your name and your address, if you give information about other protestors etc. Police can and will lie to you, do not trust them. Never talk to cops. Being trapped in a kettle is stressful. Police may decide to arrest a few of you or all of you. Their goal is to gather information and to demoralize you. They might threaten or harass you. Your goal should be to remain calm and to help the people around you remain calm. Remember if nobody talks, everyone walks.

stay watchful even if kettles are illegal in your area

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

made an audio recreation of this legendary post

[ID: A modified Marie Kondo meme. There are 5 panels, and she remarks “This one sparks joy.” about each of them. The panels are “aces that are sex repulsed”, “aces that are sex indifferent”, “aces that are sex favorable”, “aces whose repulsion/indifference/favorability to sex fluctuates”, and “aces who aren’t sure how they feel about sex”. End ID]

Oh, and here’s the Sydney Opera House firing lasers at a more conventional Sharknado.