cringePoop: ruler of Tumblr

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. boss makes a quarter and a couple of nickels, i might make a whole stack of 50's orrr maybe another dime. we're pretty much always making all different denominations of currency here dude i love working at the mint

not to be a debbie downer but if you buy cosmetic surgery for your dog you are going to super-hell

one of my favorite bullshit questions to ask people is what is your favorite pronoun. not which one you use but like what's your favorite. which one makes you go yeaaaa that's a nice pronouns

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

I see people say this online all the time but I've never had coffee so don't know about it lmao

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