the wheel turns

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

weed strain called God’s Infinite Love and Mercy

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Bacteria do have souls, but binary fission doesn’t produce new souls 99% of the time, so most single celled organisms share these sprawling souls that just get bigger every time they divide. Over time they compact down into these big mats of soul get compacted into geological layers that gradually accrete to the world soul. Sexual reproduction creates new souls but they’re much shorter lived as a result, and rarely make it into the bedrock, so most of the world spirit is from the Proterozoic.

but do viruses have souls?

No. Some people think that this is because viruses have no metabolism and can’t reproduce on their own, and therefore do not qualify as life. In fact it is just because they are too small. Pneumatons, the constituent particle of soul, have a wavelength of about 1 micrometer, and so can’t be contained in cell membranes or protein envelopes smaller than that. This also means the smallest bacteria also don’t have souls. This includes mitochondria and their immediate ancestors, which was a major impetus for their symbiosis with eukaryotes in the first place. The eukaryote cell got a source of energy, and in return the mitochondria finally got to directly apprehend a portion of divine eternity.

this is super useful information, thank you!

from impossible to difficult to unfamiliar to familiar to easy to automatic

come up with hand positions to do for each step and then you can repeat this one silently, by the way. to cheer yourself up in the library without talking out loud

Handful of Trail Mix is your one stop solution to not passing out at 4pm. surely you cannot go wrong with Handful of Trail Mix when cooking or even using the microwave is unthinkable. handful of trail mix contains protein, carbohydrates, salt, fiber, sugar, and fat for all possible situations and challenges. handful of trail mix always tastes "okay". you are hiking your own Appalachian trail every day forgetting stuff in the other room eighty times before you can switch tasks why not try Handful of Trail Mix today and avoid breaking down your own muscle tissue for energy for another few hours

the M&Ms are in there to trick you into eating another handful. and they work

From Matthew Walther’s piece The fascist state of Paw Patrol in The Critic (28 August 2021).

star-crossed lovers from two warring polycules

you’re beautiful. let’s sleep through our alarms together