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Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow

When a dragon, young Graced a ride-along With Twilight of Canterlot Along came this song

Celestia herself Sent her to Ponyville To make some new friends That.. with her they would travel

Pinkie Pie came first She screamed and ran away Then Applejack Who insisted she stay

Rainbow Dash’s clouds Cleared, ten seconds flat And fairest Rarity Fluttershy, too

Toss a bit to your pony The magic of friendship The magic of friendship O-o-ooh

Toss a bit to your pony The magic of friendship

In the fallen Castle ‘Neath eternal night The Mare in the Moon came And put up a fight

But friendship prevailed Those six kicked her tail And throughout the years they’d Fight so much more

They wiped out Discord Chrysalis as well They’re friends of Equestria Sent Sombra to hell

Then Twilight got wings Kicked Tirek in the ass She ended racism And Cozy Glow’s sass

Toss a bit to your princess The magic of friendship The magic of friendship O-o-ooh

Toss a bit to your princess Elements of Harmony

Toss a bit to the mane six The magic of friendship The magic of friendship O-o-ooh

The problem with the Imagine video wasn’t that “celebrities are rich people!” --we already knew that. 

The problem was a group of random celebrities--many of whom are decidedly NOT singers--put out a presumptuous collab that absolutely dripped with the patronizing assumption that it was what we all wanted. 

No one asked for it. It wasn’t their song, they didn’t do an especially good job performing it, and it didn’t impart a particularly relevant message (in fact, one could argue it’s almost inappropriate to sing a song about imagining no heaven when people are dying, and many of the survivors are trying to take comfort in their faith). 

It’s false sentiment delivered by a group of people who are presuming that a syrupy rendition of a well-known and important (or at least important sounding) song performed by well-known and (in their minds) important people would make all of the unimportant little people feel better during a global pandemic.

It was tone deaf (sometimes literally), it was condescending as fuck, and it painted an unintentionally embarrassing picture of inflated self-importance that was really just a bunch of celebrities trying to stay relevant in this time when they’re not getting the amount of attention they’re all used to. 

Backstreet Boys, on the other hand, are a music brand. This is their product. This is what they DO. And the tone of their video is one of “haha, hey, I know we’re not those kids anymore, but here’s some nostalgia we can all laugh at.” They hammed it up, some of them brought their kids into the video, and it was clear throughout all of it they weren’t taking themselves too seriously. They let themselves be the butt of the playful joke, rather than trying to impart a quasi-profound message that wasn’t even theirs to deliver (and didn’t even apply to our current circumstances in any meaningful way).

Musicians offering us their products in videos like this one already have proof that it’s something we want, and they’re doing it to help boost morale and give disappointed fans who are missing out on concerts something for free. 

The Imagine video, by contrast, gave us a steaming heap of nothing so a group of celebs could feel self-important and significant during a time when everyone is suddenly realizing that they aren’t. 

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth? Ooh, heaven is a place on earth

set on an alternate universe where Thanos doesn’t happen but Civil War still does, and Steve and Tony have been estranged for decades but they meet again in San Junipero

(more ramblings under the cut)

Re-draw of the cuteness created by the amazing @theafrorevolution. 

I Still love Manufactured Alliances!! I watch it whenever i need a mood boost.