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“Chau, chau,” he waved away the accusation. “It’s probably tha island. Who tha hell knows how it screws wit’ our memories an’ stuff.”

Well, it wasn’t a lie, at least. But upon further inspection, he was making her uncomfortable- not something he had planned on doing. Confused? Yes. Suspicious? Absolutely. But not uncomfortable. “You all right?” A probing question that was accompanied by a concerned look. “I didn’t hurt yer feelin’s, did I?”

“No…: He hadn’t, it was true, but he just seemed really different. Shiori knew from experience when people changed drastically to another person it was never a good sign.

It was just like that time with…

“Was there something you wanted from me, Tori-kun?” Maybe it was just her imagination…. She hoped it was just her imagination.

Okay, washing up on this weird ass island again was really the least of his worried at this point. Walking up behind Kaito he swung his Shinai right down at his head, a thud of the flexible bamboo as it hit his skull “I DUNNO O’YA ARE BUT YA NEED TA SCRAM”

That being said, anything below this post is old shit and should be ignored.

☂ : food headcanon

Please

PLEASE do not get Heiji started on food. He loves food, all kinds of food, he’s probably the only detective who doesn’t forget to eat, cause he loves eating, and he loves food.

What food does he love the most?

Osakan food of course.

If you ask him about food in his home city you will hear him go on for hours about the best restaurants and street venders and even the best vending machines to pick up a quick snack.

Your muse notices how my muse has been pretty quiet for a while. Send me “What’s the matter?” for my characters reaction

Honestly? He was a little surprised to hear Saguru’s voice, in general they tended to avoid each other as much as possible, for obvious reasons, so hearing him at all- Let alone ask something like that, was quite surprising.

Glancing between him and the book Heiji was currently reading he soon sighed

“It’s nothin’.” okay we all know that’s a load of bull and even he realizes that. Looking around he gestured for Saguru to come a little closer, talking in a loud whisper

“Okay… Be honest with me. What do ya think of Lily? Th’ girl Kudo is datin’. I keep gettin’ this bad vibe from ‘er an’ bringing it up with Shinichi just has ‘em goin’ on about how she’s doing no harm an’ how much he loves ‘er- It’s kinda creepy”

He’s also a little pissed to be honest, not for himself, but for Ran… If Shinichi had decided he was going to be stuck on this island for the rest of his life, and there was no way to know… No it wasn’t an excuse. What an idiot…

Send ☎ for something your muse would find looking through my muse’s phone (texts, nudes, etc)

Contact: Kazuha

[Text:] I know you wont get these, but it’s kind of odd not to be getting any messages from you so I think it’ll help if I at least try to contact you. (8:44PM) x Messaged not sent 

[Text:] You usually text me at least once a day so I end up getting worried when you don’t. You’re okay though, right? (8:45PM) x Messaged not sent

[Text:] Sooo, I see Haibara-chan is on the island

[Text:] I always thought you two would be cute together 💕

[Text:] But hey, Bike’s done, want to go for a ride? Figured you could use some time with your best friend and get your mind off a few things.

[Pokemon AU]  Send me “Seriously?!” and I’ll generate a number so you can see my character…

4. Dressed as an evil team leader.

Heiji chuckled to himself as he glanced into the water- perfect. “Bwahaha! Avast ya scallywags” look he even has the pirate accent down.

“Whoeva says I wouldn’t make a good priate’s got somethin’ comin’.” of course, if he’s going to dress up as one of the team leaders, it was going to be Archie- Their skin tone is the only one that matches.

Although what he hadn’t realized was another person standing there watching him- Standing up straight he let out a nervous laugh, holding up his hands “Er- Sorry, I was just on my way to a party”