when like 3 people within 50 feet of each other see an animal & ur all like “oh yo an animal” thats what being a human is all about

IVE BEEN JERKING IT TO VAMPIRES, THEYRE CALLING ME BRAM STROKER

besties, when i say "white tumblr user's idea of queer people music" what artists do you automatically think of?

funniest thing ever is people tagging this like "um (insert artist name here) or however you spell it" babe you know exactly how to spell it, and theres a 98% chance you were obsessed with them a few years/months ago

One week left to preorder book 1! Thank you all for the support so far!

Sorry for being obsessed with love. As if it's my fault

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it’s none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

scientists should walk away really exaggerated and call out ‘OK! i guess i’ll stop researching quantum physics…’ and then when the particles relax, they whip around super fast like a kid who just watched Toy Story trying to trick their toys into acting alive

Isn’t that already how it’s studied

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

She let me hit because she's sexually attracted to me