Thoughts of A Wondering Soul

My fav sex position is actually when I have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

Although it doesn’t change the gravity with which you feel pain now, you will heal. You will smile. You will breathe softly, and tread gently. You will be happy.

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

Big Tofu

wish i were a resourceful little forest creature like in children’s books and fairy tales. oh to be a snail with a mushroom to call home or a frog with a maple leaf for an umbrella or a little mouse with a cozy sardine tin bed inside a hollowed out wall or a beetle with a matchbox garden patch or a squirrel with a little acorn hat for the winter

an outsider might think this is like a compilation of Ben Wyatt’s best moments but this is all ONE EPISODE

Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.

I’m SHRIEKING

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

eau d’homosexual

EAU D’HOMOSEXUAL