why would you say this about mario

admittedly there's like 1 or 2 bitches living in my mind rent free

I’ll never evict you Ms Green M&M

don’t ever call me op. you will address me by my full name

obert pobert

It was heard on police scanners that they had run out hours before this announcement. Seems it took them a few hours to find out the back order would take a month. Fucking politicians would spin shit as nutrition if they had a mouthful.

Dude…. Bro…… What if we Just became Narrative Foils For Eachother Bro……… had a lot of like…..Tension because of the Symbolism in our Character Arcs that becomes clear when Contrasted against each other bro……

i like villains who are just evil for like. the attention

villains who are like. i can stop being evil whenever i want im only holding the city ransom to get my own wikipedia page

if you all be nice to me ill stop being evil

*makes a suspicious face*

what happens when we get the next animal crossing update and brewster is added and you have to take down your little outdoor cafe? what are you gonna do then? you gonna cry about it?