constant migraine

does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

maybe this is insensitive of me but i find it really funny that the human behavioural response to being sufficiently bored and isolated is to devise increasingly creative ways to harm our bodies and risk our lives just to have something to react to. and no small amount of innovation has been achieved this way. yeah sorry but if you don't give me enough treats and puzzles i'm going to start hurting myself for fun.

"you're going to hurt yourself badly doing that" actually i'm very good at it. i've had lots of practice you see.

Hold my hand bro we’re crossing the street