Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird

advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

weed guy texted me “loud” and nothing else

minimalism

okay but this seems easy as hell? no matter how high youd get, you could easily SMOKE a bowl. you might have the worst high of your life and have an hour long panic attack or whatever, but physically it wouldnt be hard to smoke a bowl. you’d definitely cough and definitely get made fun of by jigsaw but that seems fair compared to railroad spikes to the lungs.

you'd think so but honestly he's really mean