Someone should assassinate those bitches

The world's very last smol bean was harvested this morning

the way that white boys get completely brain washed by their media catering to them to the point that they act incredulous to artistic depictions of people with multiple marginalizations is so revealing. like laughing at art of a black nonbinary person in a wheelchair as if people fitting that description dont exist irl because they've been so pandered to by their video games, I dont think they even realize how much they're telling on themselves

[image: plato's cave]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

all of the popular people that bullied me in middle school for liking pokemon are now getting gengar tattooed on their asscheeks and getting paid for it

we smoking uncle ashes

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

Forgot that juggalos exist outside homestuck. Was badly jump scared tonight

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

queer allies as a rule have got to get more normal about the idea that trans women can have periods